Join Baltimore’s reigning Mistress of Smut, Jocelyn Loverling, as Naughties compete in a randy retro beauty pageant to be crowned this year’s “Miss Mistress of Smut!” Featuring judges Betty O’Hellno, Ruby Rockafella, Mx. Eden, and Milk & Ice Vintage as well as vintage vinyl from dj eDDible.

The 3rd Annual “Miss Mistress of Smut” Pageant is open to *ALL* identities and abilities! Apply to become a contestant!
-Nominated “Best Comedy Show” –The Baltimore Sun’s “Best 2020 Readers’ Choice Contest” -As featured in The Baltimore Banner, Baltimore magazine, Baltimore Style, the Baltimore Media Blog, and The Truth In This Art podcast

Photo by Cassandra Faye Broadwick
Sponsored by Rust-N-Shine. Proud performance of ha!